What If Persian Mythology Had a Modern Twist?
WANA ( Feb 11) – Persian mythology is filled with epic heroes, powerful goddesses, and legendary beasts, but what if these ancient figures lived in today’s world? Imagine Rostam as a modern-day superhero, Anahita as a social media influencer, or Simorgh running an AI-driven fortune-telling business. Let’s take a fun look at how these legendary figures might adapt to the 21st century.
- Rostam: Iran’s Own Superhero
Rostam, the fearless warrior of Ferdowsi’s “Shahnameh”, is basically the Persian Hercules. If he were around today, he’d probably be leading a Marvel-style superhero team, fighting crime with his mighty mace and riding a high-tech, armored version of his loyal horse, Rakhsh. His Instagram bio? “Saving Iran, one epic battle at a time.” And, of course, he’d have sponsorship deals with sports brands for his unbeatable warrior workouts.
And to make it even more realistic, maybe he would be a diplomat prince, son of the president or the youngest interior minister, fighting to preserve Iran’s oil, jungles, and waters while being a publicly newsy human rights activist
- Anahita: The Ultimate Influencer
Anahita, the ancient goddess of water, fertility, and healing, would be an influencer with millions of followers. She’d be a lifestyle guru, promoting self-care, spiritual wellness, and eco-friendly skincare made from natural Persian herbs. Her TikTok videos would feature aesthetic water rituals, and she’d definitely have a YouTube channel called “Divine Flow with Anahita.” #StayHydrated would be her motto.
- Simorgh: The AI-Powered Life Coach
Simorgh, the wise mythical bird who raised Zal and guided heroes, would definitely run a high-tech AI-driven self-improvement app. Imagine “SimorghGPT”—an AI mentor offering life advice based on ancient Persian wisdom. Need guidance? Just ask Simorgh! She’d also run an exclusive retreat in the Alborz mountains, where people could meditate, find their destiny, and maybe even get a magical feather as a souvenir.
- Zahhak: The Corrupt Tech Mogul
In a modern twist, Zahhak, the villainous king with snakes growing from his shoulders, could be the CEO of a shady biotech company experimenting with unethical genetic engineering. His “snakes” would be his invasive AI surveillance systems, constantly feeding on people’s data and using too much of Iran’s energy resources to gain more profit. The heroes of modern Iran would have to fight against his digital dictatorship and restore balance to the world.
- Div-e Sepid: The Ultimate Wrestling Champion
The White Oger, or Div-e Sepid, would dominate the wrestling and MMA world. With his enormous strength and legendary presence, he’d be the face of Persian combat sports. Imagine him trash-talking opponents in pre-match interviews, showing off his insane training routines, and starring in action-packed commercials for protein supplements. “Drink Doogh, Stay Strong!”
Persian mythology is full of incredible characters, and imagining them in today’s world adds a fun, creative twist to these timeless tales. Whether as superheroes, influencers, AI mentors, or even tech villains, these legendary figures would fit right into our fast-paced, digital world—just with a bit of Persian flair. Who knows? Maybe one day, we’ll see a Shahnameh cinematic universe bringing them all to life! Fingers crossed.